Two boozed-up soldiers were caught having s£x in the cockpit of an Apache attack helicopter.

Shocked comrades discovered the half-naked drunken duo mid romp after spotting the rotors of the fearsome multi-million pound gunship swaying up and down. 

The pair of randy squaddies were squeezed into the rear of the two-seater AH-64 chopper, which is armed with a 30mm cannon and pods for Hellfire missiles.

HOW THEY WERE CAUGHT

Ground crew were reportedly heading to put rain covers on the Apache after a night-time servicing when unusual noises were heard from within it.

An air safety report revealed: ‘It became apparent that the rear cockpit was occupied by two people engaged in s£xual intercourse.

‘Both parties were serving soldiers. Both showed symptoms of intoxication.’

It’s reported the pair were naked from the waist down – one being a man in military uniform and the other a female in civilian clothing.

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WHAT THEN HAPPENED?

The couple were ordered out of the military helo, which belonged to the Army Air Corps’ 654 Squadron.

The soldiers caught having s£x in the aircraft were thought to be from a different unit, in the Royal Artillery. 

‘They were detained until the chain of command of 653 Squadron and their parent unit arrived,’ the Military Aviation Authority report into the fiasco added.